The Commercial Report - Week of 1/22/17

Welcome to something new on this Wikia! I'm Kevin Kubi, and this is The Commercial Report! Here are the highlights.

Highlights

 * This week, Aldi US's commercial was brought back to the airwaves (at least locally in Dallas-Fort Worth) after a sudden absence for sometime. This also brings rage to me, as we'll see later on in the report.
 * Last week, Volkswagen brought 3 television commercials to the Dallas-Fort Worth market. One of them features a "turbo-liking" boy which I hate a lot (it also aired in either 2015 or 2016). You'll see why I hate this later on in the report.

Ritz's Current Commercial
Remember that advertisement back in early-to-mid 2016? I blew up Twitter with angry comments (my Twitter back then; my current Twitter is suspended for unknown reasons) explaining my hate on this...